I went to go take a shower and there’s a goddamn frozen turkey floating in the tub I fucking hate Thanksgiving
Arthur saying Merlin’s name throughout the years.
"To love means to open ourselves to the negative as well as the positive — to grief, sorrow, and disappointment as well as to joy, fulfillment, and an intensity of consciousness we did not know was possible before.” — Rollo May
Butt vs. electric fence
At first i thought wow this bitch gon get her ass fried but it was SOOO much better than that
i just can’t
my parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly