theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

where do aliens hang out

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yougottahaveseoul:

whoreshiip:

Someone spilled their dunkin donuts coffee in the school lobby so this kid got out his dunkin donuts uniform and started directing traffic around it saying things like “Ma’am watch out, this is a DUNKIN DONUTS MATTER”

when a security guard walked up to him to ask what he was doing the kid told him to stand back he was just doing his job

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bewbin:

thirstfollower:

bewbin:

bewbin:

bewbin:

I wanna go for a swim, April pools

I should go to the chair store, April stools

But I need some gas first, April fuels

you’ve been doing too much I think you need some April rules

I know I’ve become one of those April fools

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ibrandster:

i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10

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foodchewer:

nosdrinker:

this is bigger than the moon landing

never let this die

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